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onyourtongue: indg0:u see the wildest shit in philadelphia Lmaooooooo can someone explain this Thy do this shit in houston on tht niggady nawf all day
all these cool ass photos of the blood moon on the internet and i’m just here like
I didn’t even get to do anything for 1000, how did this happen so fast lol Anywho thank you doods for putting up with my shit. Yer all pretty damn neato and thanks for the follows <3 Even you ambiguous porn blogs.
cployadig: hahahahaha i do this shit all the time to my friends
Sometimes I wonder why I do this. This guy had the nerve to try to claim me as his plaything while trying to explain it off as paranoia that I was catfishing you all and really I’m a Japanese man. Now apart from that being offensive to the Japanese
this conversation was about so much more than her being mad that i didnt message back a couple times like i wasnt prepared for any of this shit??
wild-n-free-n-stuff: Do you ever put on an outfit and then think “wow this would look so much nicer if I wasn’t such a fat piece of shit” because same
tfw you wanna be a great ally and you wanna kick some racist butts but you’re both too uninformed to know how to help best and too mentally ill to learn all the stuff needed to argue shit properly, let alone well enough to remember it all
stumbling into a reminder that the other kids I went to school with are out doing Important Big Name Shit as their first or second job right out of college while I….sit in a tiny office, and sell stuff that’s sometimes expensive,is not my ideal
anowlofthenight:onlyblackgirl: airdick: mariannadominicana: atane: White girl nearly dies from eating ‘spicy’ Doritos. Oh my god weak bitch deserved it LMAOOOOOOOOOOO Aah tumblr. Such a wonderful site.So, after doing some research into this
My spotify playlist is all fucked up. I need a sonic enema. what the fuck even is this. im looking at my playlists and it’s a fucking abomination. why do I even pay for this shit. so i can listen to bullshit. fucking hate spotify.
shortandsweet: Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.” this is an important thing to remember.
It is during finals week that I just kind of want to burn all my stuff and scream “fuck this shit! Ima be a stripper!” ….and then I remember that I have neither the body or confidence for that. :(
dwarfbending: dressthesavage: uncreativeart: im sorry if you all followed me expecting quality hobbit art bilbo is also pretty tired of my shit what do you mean THIS IS QUALITY HOBBIT ART This is everything I ever wanted
innercheeseburger: shout out to all the kids who are made uncomfortable by their teachers separating the class by gender and are too nervous to speak up about it
foxaes:i cant rlly draw scenes but i rlly wanted 2 doodle some cuddly taakitz stuff and this was all i could manage (might try to do something actually nice once im done w finals)
samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they
marquixcoterie: dingzhu: only like one of the inkstand creators can code this is all suspicious as fuck do you realize how many servers you need. you are literally inviting an audience of thousands of people INSTANTLY. Your site will literally crash
amischiefofmice: missusalmighty: pantheris: rattlecat: rikkipoynter: digg: this tip tho!!!!!!!! I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to. I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o I wish I’d
nottodeadmegatron: impostoralice: askfordoodles: smearedlipstick: ghdos: illrandomocity: majin-k: Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right?? Having none of that shit today. “Ay man, y’all chill the fuck
afroflorist:fuck this joke honestly. It’s been a trend these past couple years at these award shows where a white says something like this and all the whites giggle together but aint none of them do shit after that shit settle. they laugh in the comfort
presidentgay: me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm* me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE
leo-arcana: jetblueivy: drive thru employees definitely do not get paid enough for this shit they are sick of your nonsense the last guy wasn’t even phased omg
kanyeshrugtae: theryanproject: lordyosh: badbitchofcolor: Me: I love having sex I’m a freak I could go all night A man: get on top Me: Every time. Y'all women ain’t shit This shit kills me. I’m so used to doing all the work at this point
moonlightangel: I hate men I keep remembering how in gone girl Ben affleck wiped sugar off his wife’s lips and then did the exact same thing with this hoe. Men are all the same tbh lmao they do the same shit First off, it was snow with the college
magnumpicactus: czechs-and-holdings: oppa-homeless-style: catwithbenefits: rhonas-indomitable: phyrexia: stimman3000: . Soup Hot hot soup fuck if it’s this easy why do they close the goddamn road for like five months shit all outta
starborn-vagaboo: 2-spook: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. Look at those little shits NO NO NO NO DON’T DO THIS TO ME I WANT A HANDFUL
caitsmile: tenstimelady: from one insomniac to the next this shit will put you out there’s a whole line of these drinks pertaining to different things apparently they’re all psychological except this one but everyone I’ve talked to said this is
mcgarrygirl78: sleepynegress: spoonmeb: I still want to fight that lady. Me too @spponmeb. White people do this shit all the time when black people bring up something racially specific that happens to them. They think denying the existence of racism
danthemedicman: Andrea sent me this, can you spot all the deficiencies on this piece of shit cock sucking motherfucker pretending to be a soldier to get free food? We need to find out who the fuck this piece of shit is and get him fucked up hardcore.
The best way to get over an ex is to stop fucking talking about them. Stop obsessing and bemoaning all the shit they did or didn’t do. Pick up a hobby. Buy a new outfit, leave your city. But shut up
jellybeing: I just tried to say “Justin timberlake” outloud but it came out as “jimber timber”
harcules: fat-and-pretentious: sherstoner: little-birdie-big-old-tree: today-isawindingroad: mvtk42: monkeysaysficus: hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too? This seems familiar… THIS GUY’S FREAKING DOG IS
luxwing:luxwing:luxwing:I miss when electronics came in at least six colors and none of the colors were beige Why the hell did we stop doing this????
gunpowderandspark:I predicted this to the exact day in mid-December. That’s how easily understood this virus is.And yet, we continue…
agglesauce: sade: he’s just bein leo Holy shit. I totally do this stuff all the time because the sun just feels so damn good. I never though about how weird I looked doing it…
kl-assa1: arianaaapretty:letgodbaby: True love He used to do this shit all the time. cute
keiko-chan: [One-Punch Man Manga Gets TV Anime] Cast, staff to be revealed in promo video at Anime Japan this month
kindahavingfun: ofmicnmen: resadipity: brownskkinangel: gvnkin: lsxcrowned: londonbloke: lexiiaaahh Wtf is this lmaoooo black excellence it’s Friday lemme see y'all doing this shit at the functions Bet you I do that shit today^^ Lmao
callmepan: So honestly how often do you scream “unleash the kraken!” when you take your pants off? Cuz this tattoo is badass and I would do that shit all the time if I had it. Lol.
beyondhighh: rafaelskateboard: natas kaupas-Natas spin i use to do this shit all the time on tony hawk pro skater game
starryhours: iamgodzilla-youarejapan: hahaha i love it! i do this shit all the fucking time except i don’t film it and i cannot sing She should film her face, while singing…
str8bro: You don’t mind, bro, do you? I’m sure you room service guys see this shit all the time.
i drew 4 upd8 art pieces today holy shit, im like do i keep going or give it a rest and just wait for the next upd8
liryae: There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so. i get the point, but perennials can grow continuously throughout the year and some maintain foliage all year
instructor144: dominant-butch-dyke: hungwy: Burst blogging is my preferred method. Reblog a thousand things in a minute and leave. Its like the opposite if queue-ing 😂🤨🤷🏻😂 I do this shit all the time Me, between meetings.
where–areyou: My goal is to have the kind of money where I can do this shit all the time
the-stray-liger: *watches opening* … *memorizes the anime, all the characters’s data, the writers’ bios, buys all the related merch and makes anime themed wedding*
I knew LiS reminded me of something and it reminds me of the melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya omfg with CHLOE being Haruhi and unwittingly doing shit to time and space (all of this started because Max wanted to save her, without her non of this would have
featherdusters: *sees smooth digital art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that *sees effortless watercolor art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that *sees sketchy, angular art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like
kikissh: doodlefeebs: yunakasune: doodlefeebs: kikissh: All this time. ALL THIS TIME i had no idea SAI had perspective transform capabilities. What?????????????? Is this?????????? How do ??????? I think they mean the Free Transform selection!If
ok……………..so i got to the top of mt. coronet and confronted Cyrus and then suddenly all this shit happens and either me, Cynthia, and Cyrus all jumped into this portal that led to a distorted world where everything was
tfw your organic lab professor doesn’t really teach anyone what the fuck to do and just throws you into lab with no instruction but whatever little bits you can try to decipher from a grad school level JOC article (when you’re an undergrad student)
I didn’t even read past the first two lines because I get this bullshit all the time and I am EXHAUSTED at explaining that preference has nothing to do with body shaming. No one gives a shit if you like women who are shaved or if you like to shave.